RE: HUMOR: Are you a team player?

["Wally Glassett" <wallyg -at- flashcom -dot- net>]

I think this may be one of those things where if you have to ask, you
aren't...

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Sent: Monday, January 31, 2000 1:57 PM
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Subject: HUMOR: Are you a team player?


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