RE: How not to write an opening paragraph (humor)

Subject: RE: How not to write an opening paragraph (humor)
From: "Domaschuk, Rob" <Robd -at- datalogics -dot- com>
To: "TECHWR-L" <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com>
Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2001 14:09:43 -0600

Pete wrote:

> My favorite bad advertising come-on of all time is
> this beaut I saw in a mall: "Ears Pierced While U Wait".

My favorite was a couple of years ago, I bought a bottle of Snapple. They
were sponsoring some kind of contest. On the top of the bottle cap, it read
"Look under cap for details. No purchase necessary." So, according to them,
I could open a bottle of Snapple without paying for it? Neat trick!


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