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Subject:RE: Techwr-l : the movie <OT - humor> (take II) From:David_Slonosky -at- i2 -dot- com To:"TECHWR-L" <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com> Date:Wed, 20 Mar 2002 17:15:20 -0500
[INT Borg Ship. Captain Hackos confronts the Borg.]
Borg: You will be assimilated.
Hackos: Impossible! My contractors and I have determined that you are
running this ship at a process maturity level of 1.2. This is insufficient
to assimilate. The best you can hope to do is sell us some souvenirs.
[CU: Borg]
Borg: Would you like a t-shirt or a nice pen?
**************
[INT Borg Ship. Ensign Plato confronts Three of Sixteen.]
Plato: Oh, sure, you can assimilate, but can you call yourself an SME? Can
you document the processes of, oh say, a Romulan?
Three: Er?
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[EXT Deep space. The Linux penguin confronts the Linux bunnies.]
[The Penguin flies away at warp 9. The Bunnies look at each other,
puzzled.]
Bunny 1: MUR-RELL? [What did we say?]
Bunny2: RO-PER? [I dunno. Touchy critter. Say, want some Nutella (tm)?]
**************
[INT. Federation wessel...vessel.]
Adm. Cronin: This...isn't bad. But it could...be better. Papa needs...a
new pair...of...shoes. Engage...information chunking theory torpedoes.
Bridge crew: Gasp!
Adm. Cronin: Fire...torpedoes...at Techwr-l message list. Forward
responses on...why this theory stinks...to...Borg ship.
Bridge crew: That's inhuman!
Adm. Cronin: A real...tech writer...could...take it.
David
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