RE: Friday humor - "I wanna talk to a real person."

[Nancy Allison <maker -at- verizon -dot- net>]

  You know what I badly want to see? The rules for recognizing when to 
pass the caller on to the **wetware** component of the system.

  What must that decision tree look like! How about:

If

decibellevel> 8000ZHz

then

goto "I'm sorry, I didn't understand that"

If

decibellevel> 8000Hz

AND

terms = goddamn, bullshit, f***ing, frustrating . . . etc., etc.

then goto

[sadistic option] "I'm sorry, I didn't understand that"

or

[equally sadistic in a different way] "Don't shout at me, Buster"

or

[merciful option]  GOTO WETWARE . . .

you get the idea. WHO had the job of dreaming that up! I wonder if there 
are any marketing materials!

Hmmm, it really *is* Friday . ..

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