Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

[Emily Skarzenski <71220 -dot- 341 -at- COMPUSERVE -dot- COM>]

Harvey Millman <millman -at- JMBCORP -dot- MHS -dot- COMPUSERVE -dot- COM> wrote:

>>>Speaking of homonyms (near- and nearer), has anyone ever seen "The Anguish
Languish" by someone named Chace?  (The second "c" is not a typo.)  Among its
tasty offerings is "a ladle furry starry" entitled "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut."<<<

Yes, and it took me a few readings to figure the whole thing out. It goes
through the spell checker clean as a whistle! Here it is. Enjoy!

Emily Skarzenski
ICS Deloitte - Chadds Ford, PA
71220 -dot- 341 -at- compuserve -dot- com

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Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle
cordage, honor itch offer lodge, doc florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry putty
ladle rat cluck wetter ladle rat hut, an fur disk raisin pimple colder "Ladle
Rat Rotten Hut."

Wan moaning, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut's murder colder inset. "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut,
heresy ladle basing winsome burden barter and shirker cockles. Tick disk ladle
basing tutor cordage offer groin-murder hoe lifts honor udder site offer
florist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper laundry wrote! Dun stopper peck floors! Dun
daily-doily inner florist, an yonder nor sorghum-stenches, dun stopper torque
wet strainers!"

"Hoe-cake, murder," resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, an tickle ladle basing an
stuttered oft. Honor wrote tutor cordage offer groin-murder, Ladle Rat Rotten
Hut mitten anomalous woof.

"Wail, wail, wail!" set disk wicket woof. "Evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut!
Wares are putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?"

"Armor goring tumor groin-murder's," reprisal ladle gull. "Grammar's seeking
bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter an shirker cockles."

"O hoe! Heifer gnats woke," setter wicket woof, butter taught tomb shelf: "Oil
tickle shirt court tutor cordage offer groin-murder. Oil ketchup wetter letter,
and den--O bore!"

Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, an whinny retched a cordage offer
groin-murder, picket inner windrow, an sore debtor pore oil worming worse lion
inner bet. En inner flesh, disk abdominal woof lipped honor pore oil worming, an
garbled erupt. Den disk ratchet ammonol pot honor groin-murder's nut cup and
gnat-gun, any curdled ope inner bet.

Inner ladle wile, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft attar cordage an ranker dough
ball. "Comb ink, sweat hard," setter wicket woof, disgracing is verse. Ladle Rat
Rotten Hut entity bet-rum an stud buyer groin-murder's bet.

"O Grammar!" crater ladle gull historically. "Water bag icer gut! A nervous
sausage bag ice!"

"Battered lucky chew whiff, sweat hard," setter bloat-Thursday woof, wetter
wicket small honors phase.

"O Grammer, water bag noise! A nervous sore suture anomalous prognosis!"

"Battered small your whiff, doling," whiskered dole woof, ants mouse worse
waddling.

"O Grammar, water bag mouser gut! A nervous sore suture bag mouse!"

Daze worry on-forger-nut ladle gull's lest warts. Oil offer sodden, caking offer
carvers and sprinkling otter bet, disk hoard-hoarded woof lipped own pore Ladle
Rat Rotten Hut an garbled erupt.

Mural: Yonder nor sorghum-stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet
strainers.

From _Anguish Languish_, by H. Chase