HUMOR: Importance of Correct Punctuation

[Matt Ion <soundy -at- NEXTLEVEL -dot- COM>]

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The Importance Of "Correct Punctuation"

     Dear John:
     I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous,
kind,
     thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and
     inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I
have no
     feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will
you
     let me be yours?
     Gloria

     Dear John:
     I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous,
kind,
     thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless
and
     inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I
have
     no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy.
Will
     you let me be?
     Yours,
     Gloria




 Your friend and mine,
 Matt
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