Only Human[was Fwd: What if Dr. Seuss wrote technical manuals]

Subject: Only Human[was Fwd: What if Dr. Seuss wrote technical manuals]
From: Sherry Schmidt <sherry -dot- schmidt -at- EY -dot- COM>
Date: Fri, 23 Apr 1999 17:00:34 -0400

Thank you Tom. I agree with everything you said.
Sherry :>)
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Subject: Only Human[was Fwd: What if Dr. Seuss wrote technical manuals]

I sincerely hope that Michael Wing never writes anything to the list (other
than what he wrote below) that can be construed as a senseless flame,
unnecessary, and rude, lest he receive the same treatment. On behalf of the
person he originally flamed, allow me to say, take it offline, Michael, if
you want to play list admin. Secondly, what you did is far worse, and not
funny.

Folks, I think some of us need to lighten up a bit here, eh? We all have
"DEL" buttons on our keyboards, I trust...

Tom.

-----Original Message-----
From: Wing, Michael J [mailto:mjwing -at- INGR -dot- COM]
Sent: Thursday, April 22, 1999 8:37 AM
Subject: Re: [Fwd: What if Dr. Seuss wrote technical manuals]


STANDARD LIST ABUSER REPLY FORM(version 9.6) ----
(check all boxes that apply)

Dear:
[ X ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too"-er
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Racist
[ ] Expert on everything (EOE)
[ ] Flame Thrower
[ ] News Groupie

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] You started a grammar thread
[ ] You started a Word vs. Framemaker thread
[ ] You started a thread that has been discussed here
continuously for the last year and a half (i.e.
certification, one space vs. two spaces, trademarks)
[ ] You responded to a "dead horse" thread
[ X] You posted the Dr. Seuss as a Technical Writer drivel
[ ] Your post/response contains too much rhetoric and hyperbole
and very little (if any) substance
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than
in alt.test
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y stinks" and gave no support for your
lame statement
[ ] You said "me too" to something and added NOTHING to the
discussion
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable
[ ] You posted a 2 line reply with PAGES of unnecessary quoted
text
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're
doing
[ ] READ every post in this group for two weeks so you can some
idea about what is discussed here
[ ] READ every post about the subject available in the archives
(http://www.raycomm.com/techwhirl/archives.htm) three times
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Give up your webTV account
[X ] Read the posting rules 50 times a day for a month
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must
be plugged in)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[X ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Nothing, we'll let you go this time


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[X ] Never post again
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
[ ] Don't take offense at this, I just like to use this form
[ ] All of the above

Mike

Michael Wing (mailto:mjwing -at- ingr -dot- com)
Staff Writer/ Web Applications Developer
Intergraph Corporation; Huntsville, Alabama
http://maps.intergraph.com

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