My doc was too good

[Keri Morgret]

Which at least makes sure the other animals go for the marketing person.

Ahh, clock just turned over to Friday, so I'm safe going OT a little. 
People always ask us scuba divers aren't we afraid of sharks. We tell 
them no, because we use the buddy system and dive knives. Long as you 
can swim faster than your buddy, you're fine..draw blood on him, and 
swim like hell. :) But since I'm a slow swimmer, I tend not to tell 
that one too often, especially as I'm going diving this weekend. More 
in seal territory than shark territory though, so I'm not real worried.

Keri Morgret

At 02:54 PM 8/31/2006, Joe Malin wrote:
>My immediate reaction is:
>
>* no good deed goes unpunished
>* you're locked in a room with a ravenous alligator, a great white 
>shark, a python, and a
>   marketing person. You have a gun with only two bullets. What do you do?
>   You shoot the marketing person twice.
>
>   And I've *worked* in marketing. Never again.