Re: "DO NOT COOK"?

["Richard G. Combs" <richard -dot- combs -at- voyanttech -dot- com>]

Wade Courtney wrote:

> How about..."This product is loaded with trans fats and high frutcose
> corn syrup both of which have been known to cause obesity and geekiness
> in laboratory engineers and may be hazardous to your health."

Or, to paraphrase the inestimable Dick Margulis, what's wrong with the
simpler,
shorter, lower grade level, "DO NOT EAT!"?

;-)

Richard


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