Greetings

[Gendreau Simon <Simon -dot- Gendreau -at- PWC -dot- UTC -dot- COM>]

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> From: bk28050 (Henning Rick)
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> Hey Guys,


>  A little Christmas computer humor


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> > Happy holidays from Xyvision support.

> > >From the holiday archives.....
> >
> >
> >     The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
> >
> >  For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >       See if they can do it again.
> >
> >  For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >       Ask them how they did it and
> >       See if they can do it again.
> >
> >  For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >       Try to reproduce it
> >       Ask them how they did it and
> >       See if they can do it again.
> >
> >  For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >       Run with the debugger
> >       Try to reproduce it
> >       Ask them how they did it and
> >       See if they can do it again.
> >
> >  For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >       Ask for a dump
> >       Run with the debugger
> >       Try to reproduce it
> >       Ask them how they did it and
> >       See if they can do it again.
> >
> >  For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >       Reinstall the software
> >       Ask for a dump
> >       Run with the debugger
> >       Try to reproduce it
> >       Ask them how they did it and
> >       See if they can do it again.
> >
> >  For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >       Say they need an upgrade
> >       Reinstall the software
> >       Ask for a dump
> >       Run with the debugger
> >       Try to reproduce it
> >       Ask them how they did it and
> >       See if they can do it again.
> >
> >  For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >       Find a way around it
> >       Say they need an upgrade
> >       Reinstall the software
> >       Ask for a dump
> >       Run with the debugger
> >       Try to reproduce it
> >       Ask them how they did it and
> >       See if they can do it again.
> >
> >  For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >       Blame it on the hardware
> >       Find a way around it
> >       Say they need an upgrade
> >       Reinstall the software
> >       Ask for a dump
> >       Run with the debugger
> >       Try to reproduce it
> >       Ask them how they did it and
> >       See if they can do it again.
> >
> >  For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >       Change the documentation
> >       Blame it on the hardware
> >       Find a way around it
> >       Say they need an upgrade
> >       Reinstall the software
> >       Ask for a dump
> >       Run with the debugger
> >       Try to reproduce it
> >       Ask them how they did it and
> >       See if they can do it again.
> >
> >  For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >       Say it's not supported
> >       Change the documentation
> >       Blame it on the hardware
> >       Find a way around it
> >       Say they need an upgrade
> >       Reinstall the software
> >       Ask for a dump
> >       Run with the debugger
> >       Try to reproduce it
> >       Ask them how they did it and
> >       See if they can do it again.
> >
> >  For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >       Tell them it's a feature
> >       Say it's not supported
> >       Change the documentation
> >       Blame it on the hardware
> >       Find a way around it
> >       Say they need an upgrade
> >       Reinstall the software
> >       Ask for a dump
> >       Run with the debugger
> >       Try to reproduce it
> >       Ask them how they did it and
> >       See if they can do it again.