Humor: The software development process

[geoff-h -at- MTL -dot- FERIC -dot- CA]

 I've been hanging around techwr-l while trying to burn out
 my keyboard for the past four years, and I haven't seen
 this yet. (No idea who the author was... if you know,
 please chime in!) Hope you enjoy it!

 Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon
 on your software development team:

 10) Behold, the keyboard of Kaylis!  The greatest Klingon
 code warrior that ever lived!
 9) A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!
 8) By filing this defect you have questioned my family
 honor. Prepare to die!
 7) You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill
 you where you stand!
 6) Our competitors are without honor!
 5) Specs are for the weak and timid!
 4) This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium
 processors if I am to do battle with this code!
 3) This code is a piece of crap!  You have no honor!
 2) My program has just dumped Stova Core!
 1) Perhaps it IS a good day to Die!  I say we ship it!

 Techwr-l tie-in: Given that this is such a close match with
 the reality of "life with developers", perhaps techwhirlers
 should all learn Klingon. Does anyone have that URL for the
 Klingon Language Institute handy? <grin>

 --Geoff Hart     @8^{)}     geoff-h -at- mtl -dot- feric -dot- ca
 Disclaimer: Speaking for myself, not FERIC.

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