Re: [Fwd: What if Dr. Seuss wrote technical manuals]

[John Sarra <mail34171 -at- POP -dot- NET>]

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[  X ] Self-Important Snob
  [   ] Troller
  [   ] "Me too"-er
  [   ] Spammer
  [   ] Racist
  [   ] Expert on everything (EOE)
  [   ] Flame Thrower
  [   ] News Groupie

 Your Flame is Being Returned Because:
  [   ] You started a long, stupid thread
  [   ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
  [   ] You started a grammar thread
  [   ] You started a Word vs. Framemaker thread
  [   ] You started a thread that has been discussed here
        continuously for the last year and a half (i.e.
        certification, one space vs. two spaces, trademarks)
  [   ] You responded to a "dead horse" thread
  [ X] You don't have a life, can't enjoy a bit of levity, or both
  [   ] Your post/response contains too much rhetoric and hyperbole
        and very little (if any) substance
  [   ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
  [   ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
  [   ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than
        in alt.test
  [   ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
  [   ] You followed up to a blatently obvious troll
  [   ] You said "X rules, Y stinks" and gave no support for your
        lame statement
  [   ] You said "me too" to something and added NOTHING to the
        discussion
  [   ] You make no sense
  [   ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable
  [   ] You posted a 2 line reply with PAGES of unnecessary quoted
        text
  [   ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup

 To Repent, You Must:
  [   ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're
        doing
  [   ] READ every post in this group for two weeks so you can some
        idea about what is discussed here
  [   ] READ every post about the subject available in the archives
        (http://www.raycomm.com/techwhirl/archives.htm) three times
  [   ] Give up your AOL account
  [   ] Give up your webTV account
  [X ] Lighten up
  [   ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [   ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must
        be plugged in)
  [   ] Actually post something relevant
  [   ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
  [   ] Nothing, we'll let you go this time

 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
  [   ] Get a clue
  [   ] Get a life
  [   ] Go away
  [   ] Grow up
  [X ] Take the day off and stop taking yourself so seriously
  [   ] You need to seek psychiatric help
  [   ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
  [   ] Go back to school and actually learn something
  [   ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
  [   ] Don't take offense at this, I just like to use this form
  [   ] All of the above

John Sarra
(who happened to enjoy the post)

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